CrossFitting Mama: It's So Hard to Resist!

Welcome to our latest Boot Camper Jennifer!

We love having her and her handsome fellas!

Here I am at the salon, hair processing. Wondering what surprise awaits me under these foils, it's always a mystery with my stubborn hair. My latest hairdresser told me my hair is "worse than a polynesian...no offense." What does that mean?
The buzz in the beauty parlor is all about the HCG diet. These magic shots that make you skinny. It seems I am the only person here not induldging in the latest miracle cure for the chunk. I was just offered some black market HCG, there is a fridge full here. This place is a speak easy for HCG. Tempting. I can shoot up har-mones and melt away this chub from the pregnancy, and the girl scout cookies, and the... Oh wait, along with the shot I have to limit my caloric intake, seriously limit what I shove in my face, then I lose weight. That's wierd! I must admit, I am not well educated on this HCG business other than an anonymous relative of mine melted away on it. She eats no sugar or high gly carbs, drinks plenty of water and if she stalls in shedding pounds she eats only apples for a day. ONLY APPLES! Now, considering how she use to eat it makes perfect sense that she lost a ton of lbs eating only apples every other day. What does not make sense to me is that needle! Someone explain this to me because the latest research I'm hearing is that you lose the same amount of weight on the diet minus the HCG. There is that vain part of me that misses prancing about the gym in my booty shorts with no jiggles or overflow that would jam a needle of skinny juice in my eye if that is what it took to shrink. Fortunately there is a wee bit of common sense in this sleep deprived baby brain of mine. I know what truly works. We all know what works. It takes hard work, it takes commitment, it takes some self-control, it takes sacrafice. It takes all those things that this sagittarius is infamous at not being so great at. Thank the gods that I love me some CrossFit and I love Kettlebells! I have been hitting it hard (finally!) and it feels sooo goood!

This is an exciting week! Our ad premieres in the Catalyst and it is gorgeous thanks to Jenna Cannon! AND, they interviewed little ol' me so I believe there will be a write up about our fabulous boot camp as well. Look for it and let me know what you think. http://www.catalystmagazine.net/